Paperwork is my enemy, and since this is a very true statement I have decided that I will never have a desk job. Who processes all this random paperwork anyway? Do I know them? I hope not, because they are my sworn enemies. Everytime I fill out an essential piece of paperwork it somehow gets lost in the masses. For instance, paperwork such as fafsa, school loans, or bills. I even call for professional help, because I have a serious inadequacy when it comes to paperwork, I somehow can't get a hold of the people that can help me. Even if I do everything right, someone eventually calls me from some other state and says, "Do you remember that important paperwork you sent to us two months ago?"
"No" (of course not!)
Anyway, the only way I can figure as to why I suck so much is that the people processing my paperwork hate their job as much as I would. So, because they hate it, they mess up things out of spite. Yes...that must be it. When all else fails, blame the unknown guy. : ). It's a lot like Star Trek. Really, it is just like Star Trek. The poor new guy that shows up always dies, nobody knows the new guy is so they don't care if he dies. I know that this is sad, but I'm trying to make a point. If I blame the unknown person, nobody cares. But if I were to blame, let's say, your aunt you might be a bit offended.
Anyway, all this is to say that we all live in a world of paperwork. Some people spend their whole lives trying to escape paperwork, people like the homeless for instance...they really don't have to be homeless they just don't want to have to sign their name on any more pieces of paper. And I don't blame them! Homelessness was once an option, but now I'm married. I love being married, I think that doing paperwork is its only downside.
So I just have to be content with sucking at it.

Why not blog?

There is so much to write, so why not blog? I think that there is so much to write because I talk a whole lot, and I simply can't talk enough to describe everything that is everywhere. Blogging means that I can use really superfluous adjectives such as "jogulate". Although, I don't think that "jogulate" is a word. But the beauty of blogging means that since I have written it, it must be so. And so, for those that don't know the definition of "jogulate" let me clarify for you. To jogulate means to jog in circles in a very active manner. A lot of people jogulate, I see them do it every day. People jogulate when they argue about the same thing over and over again to different people; they are hoping that by the time they come full circle someone will shout out, "Yes, YES, I see! You are SO right!". Then there are the people who literally jogulate, they jog around in circles in public parks. I wonder about these people, these jogulaters. I wonder why they don't ask themselves why they aren't making any progress. I imaging that if I were to ever find myself in jogulation I would ask myself this: "Where am I going?" Then I would answer myself, "Well you aren't going anywhere!". And then I would laugh at myself, sing a little diddy, give up on jogging all together, and go occupy myself in a more productive manner. It makes more sense to not know where I'm going than to go in circles.
I say that jogulation is for the faint of heart, it is simply for those people that are afraid that if they open their eyes they might see something new and be changed by it.
Speaking of jogulation, I am done with this topic. Until next time...