Why not blog?

There is so much to write, so why not blog? I think that there is so much to write because I talk a whole lot, and I simply can't talk enough to describe everything that is everywhere. Blogging means that I can use really superfluous adjectives such as "jogulate". Although, I don't think that "jogulate" is a word. But the beauty of blogging means that since I have written it, it must be so. And so, for those that don't know the definition of "jogulate" let me clarify for you. To jogulate means to jog in circles in a very active manner. A lot of people jogulate, I see them do it every day. People jogulate when they argue about the same thing over and over again to different people; they are hoping that by the time they come full circle someone will shout out, "Yes, YES, I see! You are SO right!". Then there are the people who literally jogulate, they jog around in circles in public parks. I wonder about these people, these jogulaters. I wonder why they don't ask themselves why they aren't making any progress. I imaging that if I were to ever find myself in jogulation I would ask myself this: "Where am I going?" Then I would answer myself, "Well you aren't going anywhere!". And then I would laugh at myself, sing a little diddy, give up on jogging all together, and go occupy myself in a more productive manner. It makes more sense to not know where I'm going than to go in circles.
I say that jogulation is for the faint of heart, it is simply for those people that are afraid that if they open their eyes they might see something new and be changed by it.
Speaking of jogulation, I am done with this topic. Until next time...